I eat ass

Lake City, FL

Dillon Shane Webb, 23, was arrested on Cinco de Mayo 2019 when he refused to remove letters from his bumper sticker reading "I EAT ASS."  The arrest was all recorded from the policeman's dash cam. The cops, perhaps hypocritically, say they want to "tow his shit."

The charges against him were dropped faster than a booty listening to Big Freedia. He  and his lawyer, Andrew Bonderud, sued the sheriff's department for violation of the first amendment. 

The lawsuit has not yet been settled, but rest assured that Dillon is free to eat ass.