Creator/Writer for Evil Examined, Fact or Fable and Reel Judgements Podcasts. Self-Publishing Horror Author and overall fucking douchebag
Creator/Writer/Artist for Evil Examined & Fact or Fable Podcasts. Many drawings you see on the site are hers. It's hard being a tard
Creator/Writer for Evil Examined & Fact or Fable Podcasts. Horror writer & musician, overall underachiever, but may be viewed as mildly sexy
We work together to bring you absurd and horrific content. We are responsible for the writing and content presented on the Evil Examined Podcast including the Odd News, Forbidden Five & Evil Entry. In addition we also produce, voice act, mix and write the Fact or Fable podcast. Lastly we design this sweet ass website you're currently reading fuck face.
IF YOU SEE THIS MAN BEWARE, THIS IS AN EXTREMELY SKEPTICAL INDIVIDUAL. We added the warning in case his name didn't make it obvious enough. For all (zero) of you out there wondering, John is just a normal guy with a very well maintained beard and the appetite of a blue whale. Except he's not eating tiny crustaceans and krill, fuck that. What is he eating these days? None of your business really, but keep asking and he'll eat your ass.
He presents a powerful one sided, tunnel visioned opinion. But to him, his opinion is the only one that matters anyway. Just when we wanna believe in a UFO or life after death, John is there to chastise us and make us feel like shit for wanting to believe in something cool.
"Sometimes you're Leonardo DiCaprio (in The Revenant) and sometimes you're the black guy in The Edge" - In response to survival contests in which man is pitted against animal on Season 1, Episode 3 - Lords of Chaos
All throughout his life people have been passionately debating if his existence has (or ever had) any purpose, even on the most granular level. He never thought to ask the question himself, which makes the answer obvious, although maybe still not to him... Also when he's not dealing with retards he's busy being one.
"Who's getting near your asshole that you need to clean it that much?" - In reference to Aron's shitting habits discussed on Season 1, Episode 8 - 24 Years
The true origin of his name can only be learned from his early periods when he had just immigrated to America. At the time fellow classmate Lil Jorge commented on how poor his English was. The equation goes: Rony + Hooked on Phonics = Ronix
Around this time Ronix also enjoyed shitting on the hoods of parked unoccupied school buses to catch a giggle with friends.
He can usually bring flavor to dull surroundings. When everyone is bored Ronix is still ready to discuss his drug habits and try to fuck girls.
"If it wasn't for me they could have died..." In reference to saving a girl that got separated from her friends in a nightclub on Season 1, Episode 5 - A Dark Night in Aurora
Brimming with borderline genius this man is a fountain of useless knowledge and opinions. Born to be successful, also a family man but still not afraid to call you out on your bullshit.
A voice made for radio and a face made for porno. What more could you ask for?
"I don't recall." - In reference to being questioned on if he participated in the verbal abuse and antagonization of a fellow 6th grade classmate on Season 1, Episode 6 - You Think You Know Me
Being an artist is not exactly profitable these days but when you're planning on taking off to California with some people you barely know none of shit matters anyway.
Essentially a musical rolodex, has every song ever made memorized like he paid the devil himself for this ability, or at the very least gave Mr. Pickles a treat.
"Maybe the deputy did not look hard enough..." - In response to a cop saying that he didn't see any of the "little white things" crawling in the skin of a meth addict who had just finished helping his wife die on Season 1, Episode 7 - 44 Days
Obese. A below average musician who will make you smile whenever you look at him. Lowers the bar to a level that is relatable to our audience. His difficulty with pronouncing basic words could inject comedy into a funeral.
"Do you think that's what led to all these murders could have been that he was an unsatisfied customer?" - Pitching the theory that Jack the Ripper was just an unsatisfied customer on Season 1, Episode 9 - The Crippler
One half of the most famous twins in Rhode Island, known for blaming shit on his brother Roland. Was pen pals with Aaron Hernandez.
Can bring the solid family perspective and a good cock joke if the wind is right.
"Who's the real cunt in the room?" - questioning if a 911 operator or Aron is the real bitch on Season 1, Episode 10 - Identical Horror
Going to hell if we don't change our ways, that's what Mike would tell you. A fist thrower who donned the gloves after taking one too many shots to the head. He can fix cars but sure as fuck can't paint them.
He's a security asset and failed firefighter.
"They have this box of teeth that they bring out." - Discussing his dental experiences on Season 1, Episode 11 - Possession Obsession
It depends on the level of alcohol ingested. It's like a scale, Sarita is known to be nearly silent while sober with the ability to escalate seemingly out of nowhere to an almost inaudible peak.
She can bring your kids to school
"We used to ride my dad around in the yard in his daisy dukes and cowboy boots" Discussing how she used to ride her father with a real horse saddle on Season 1, Episode 13
Beware of the queerness, the debauchery and the overall joy this man injects raw and unprotected
He always has a smile on his face, no matter what evil slithers around him (or within him)
"So I guess it's a double guilty pleasure. I like to jerk-off AND eat ice cream." Discussing his guilty pleasures on Alien Abduction & Evil Mutilation Season 2